clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via pasquetti)

keepmywhiskeyneat:


I don’t want to be right

keepmywhiskeyneat:

I don’t want to be right

(Source: powerburial, via pasquetti)

Same

(Source: iamnevertheone, via thegreatpeanutshellingcaper)

  • Chocolate:

    Raw nuts/seeds.

  • Oily/Fatty Snacks:

    Kale, leafy greens.

  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks:

    Actual, literal bubbles.

  • Chips/Salty Food:

    Topsoil.

  • Cookies:

    Freudian psychology.

  • Sweet Tea:

    A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

  • Pasta/Carbs:

    Pasta/Carbs.

  • Ice:

    The sweet release of death.

stargates:

why is this so hard

(via ruinedchildhood)

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via nowthatswhat1callblogging)

pricklylegs:

6woofs:

The last one kills me.

Even one eyeball dude has higher rank.

avenge me

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)



David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.


david bowie lookin like The Strain

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

image

david bowie lookin like The Strain

(via thatfunnyblog)

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